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GROOVYHUSTLER:Maria is one hot lady.ROCHESTER grunts.GROOVYHUSTLER:She's a walking wet dream.PAPAKASS:I love Maria. We are good friends.MEMYSELFANDIRE:Ok!?PAPAKASS:Maria and my wife are very close.GROOVYHUSTLER:You're lucky PA.PAPAKASS:Yes, I love Katerina.GROOVYHUSTLER:In a platonic sense, of course.

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ROCHESTER roams the virtual playground aimlessly.ROLLINGTHUNDER:Hey, Roch.SILICONVISION shouts I think therefore I am ...CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:Ah, but how do you know you think? Descartes got it all wrong.ENESTO:The things I would do with Maria ...ROCHESTER:?ENESTO shivers.CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:He got quite a few things wrong, actually.FICKLEPHARAOH:So did Plato.CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:Absolutely. Plato

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PAPAKASS shouts Soon ROGERRABBIT will be on and this yelling will stop.CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:How does RogerRabbit silence people, PA?MEMYSELFANDIRE:Shall we dance?CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:Oh yeah.WORKORCHESS drops his pants.GROOVYHUSTLER shouts You can say prior philosophers got such and such wrong or you can say the discussion kept the conversation going until such and such got it right.MEMYSELFANDIRE:

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CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts For instance, Descartes said that animals had no feelings whatsoever, no emotional states. That statement is largely as defensible today as it was in his time, because you can never prove that anyone besides yourself has feelings.ROCHESTER was trying to be funny; construction is my everyday job.CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts But even in his day therewere enough people who

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GROOVYHUSTLER shouts I studied Philosophy with Ed Gettier at the local university. He supposedly debunked Plato's Theory of Knowledge in a 3 page paper in 1963. I must say he was a sharp cat.FICKLEPHARAOH shouts It took until 1963? That's odd.GROOVYHUSTLER shouts You can read it if you search the net, I guess, it's a very good read.FICKLEPHARAOH shouts That realization may come without

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FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Labels don't usually stick, unless they're political ones and aimed at an American.CAPTAINMURPH shouts During the Korean War I was a clerk in a small M*A*S*H unit. Everyone there called me Radar. I once sent a jeep home to my parents one piece at a time. Oh those were the days!GROOVYHUSTLER shouts Modal Logic was cool.FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Why did they call you Radar? Didn't

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ROCHESTER greets his fellow ROCHESTERIANS.FICKLEPHARAOH: Hello. How's your part of the world?LOVELACE:38. I retire in 10 years.FELINEFINE:Hello to everyone from Santiago de Cuba, Cuba ... ;0)ROCHESTER:Felino!FELINEFINE:Roch!!CAPTAINMURPH:Hi, Felino.FELINEFINE:Hi, Cap.CAPTMURPH high-fives Felino.FELINEFINE:High-fives?CAPTMURPH:Yeah, like a handshake, but informal.FELINEFINE:Good!!!! High-five then

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GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:Greetings fellow nerds.BOOKOFCHESS:Dunno, is this book? ;o)JAHBONE hugs Anna.PAPAKASS shouts Anna!!GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:This is a good pickup line. The only thing sexier than Anna (by the way I'm talking to Anna) is ... GOODDAY has trouble with thinking of anything that is not sexier than Anna.VAPORLOK:How do you know Anna doesn't look like an Orangutan?GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:

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LIPSYNC:Wait a minute ... smells like ... just a second ...FICKLEPHARAOH:Teen spirit.LIPSYNC:Something going on ...FICKLEPHARAOH:At your local casino.LIPSYNC:No way.FICKLEPHARAOH:Wait for the US Dollar to drop more. Won't take long. You live and learn. Is that Lippy? Nice shade.DIGITAL VISION:Speculating in dollars now is not bad for you.FICKLEPHARAOH:Investing in them is.LIPSYNC:Dollars are

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LIPSYNC:Life is short, live quietly and leave. Don't think about it too deeply.FICKLEPHARAOH:Ok. Phew. I was getting stuck.LIPSYNC:I know, it's an infinite loop, a mobius strip wrapped around a quantum singularity.FICKLEPHARAOH:If you reverse the polarity.LIPSYNC:Whoa! You don't want to do that.FICKLEPHARAOH:The axis might shift. Big no-no.THEMATHWIZ:I'm surrounded by morons.LIPSYNC:The retards

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LIPSYNC:Dead people don't have theorems. It's ours now.WINOFOREVER:That's got nothing to do with Newton. That was way before his time. It's called the basic principle of Mathematics. An equation with n degrees has n solutions.CAPTAINMURPH:Yeah ;0)LIPSYNC:Dead people have left everything behind.FICKLEPHARAOH:We stand on the shoulders of giants.KING'SPROPHET:Bah ... not me man ... I did it ALL by

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ROLLINGTHUNDER:Good evening Martians!GUMBLE:This isn't the lively place it usually is. That's because Colorado lost.ROLLINGTHUNDER:The Rockies are a bunch of losers!GUMBLE:Boston is a group of over priced air heads!IMMACULATELYFRIGHTFUL:Kabooooooooooooooooom!ROLLINGTHUNDER shouts Haha, so easy!FIGARO:Do students from The Experience do well here?RAYRENO:Most definitely, if my performance is

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ROLLINGTHUNDER:RayReno for Mayor!RAYRENO shouts Thanks!ROLLINGTHUNDER:Mayor of a rundown town ... ;0)GUMBLE shouts BARTER TOWN! Two men enter ...IMMACULATELYFRIGHTFUL:I am Russian and I drinkRAYRENO:Got ulcers?GUMBLE shouts Cold vodka NOW!RAYRENO:I'll give you water tonic.ROLLINGTHUNDER:You're the mayor, not the town bartender!ACHINGGAIN:To the world you are just somebody, but to somebody you're

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NIMZOWITCH has arrived!ROLLINGTHUNDER shouts So?NIMZOWITCH:How are things in the People's Republic Roll?ROLLINGTHUNDER:I don't live in Taiwan.NIMZOWITCH shouts I meant the Mainland, if I'd meant Taiwan I would have said Taiwan.GUMBLE shouts Na zdorovia.NIMZOWITCH shouts ... tovaritch.GUMBLE shouts For more than one?NIMZOWITCH slides a |_|D down the bar to GUMBLE.GUMBLE shouts Skoal for the Danish

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ANNIEGETYOURGUN:Taiwan is a repressive regime.NIMZOWITCH shouts Taiwan is repressive? I don't think so. How about them Commies on the mainland?SKONK:The Taiwanese make good bikes.ANNIEGETYOURGUN:Not any better. I agree.GUMBLE shouts They both make defective stuff to sell to us rich Americans ...NIMZOWITCH shouts They execute more people every year than all other nations combined. Also, they

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ALFREDQUACKK:Hi all!CUBBY shouts ANNIEGETYOURGUN, there really is no good solution to that problem. It's just part of the virtual chess landscape.RONJEREMIAH shouts Yes, a country that keeps claiming to be "free." IMMACULATELYFRIGHTFUL shouts Muhahahahaha-hahahahaha.ALFREDQUACKK:Alo!?CUBBY shouts Free for sure. No charge for your execution, and you get a free meal to boot.ALFREDQUACKK shouts

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ROGERRABBIT:How's that production coming along, Mel?MELBEE:It's a pain, but the footage is fantastic.ROGERRABBIT:When will it hit the box office?MELBEE:Maybe never. It's an indy project that'll probably go straight to video, but we can always hope. ROGERRABBIT:Of course!MELBEE:In Medias Res, for those interested. GROOVYHUSTLER:They're shooting an indy film down the street.MELBEE:Is it any good?

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TRIXIE:Help, I'm being abused!POWERPUFF: What's happening?TRIXIE:I keep getting abort offers from my opponent even though I'm one move away from check-mating him.POWERPUFF: Decline them.TRIXIE:He's now telling me I have to wait for 15 minutes if I want to claim a win.POWERPUFF:Is that the amount of time left on the clock?TRIXIE:Yes, more or less.POWERPUFF:Make the move that would lead to mate and

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GROOVYHUSTLER:There's a guy playing a game right now whose name is "Gomakeyourself."ROGERRABBIT gasps.GROOVYHUSTLER:If he can use such a handle, why can't I?ROGERRABBIT:Good question.TRIXIE:All right then, I guess I'm waiting.GROOVYHUSTLER:I'd get muzzled for sure, in a New York second! That's pretty quick in case you don't know.ROGERRABBIT:Yuppa Doodle! It also depends on who's on duty and what

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MELBEE:Hey KingKreole!, is it true what they were saying about you and Angelina Jolie?KINGKREOLE!:Hehe.TRIXIE:Well, his handle is ChexxMexx if anyone wants to know. At least I can publicly excoriate him.TRIXIE:CHEXXMEXX DOESN'T PLAY FAIR!CHEXXMEXX:Come now, I didn't do anything wrong. If it makes you happy, I RESIGN!MELBEE:Please don't make public accusations of abuse.GORGON:Promptly take your

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ROGERRABBIT:Laugh out loud! RrrharRrrhar!SIZZLINGSARAH:E-Man, as a transvestite, why don't you have more compassion for minority groups?MELBEE:Was that "RrrharRrrhar" in good Ol'Uncle Banana style or was it just a "RrrharRrrhar."ROGERRABBIT:It was both, Mel.ROGERRABBIT goes for another sandwich.DEPUTYDOGG:Laugh out loud: For Your Viewing Pleasure!MELBEE:That may well have been the gayest stuff

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MODESTTMOUSE:Does anyone know where I can find a quality online openings resource?ROGERRABBIT:I know exactly what you need, and that's the one and only ChessCoach Experience!LULULELIP:Have you seen the Coach yet, Mr Mouse? MODESTTMOUSE:Wow! Amazing and useful stuff! Thanks!LULULELIP:Glad to be of help.

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DIGITALVISION greets the still enormous ROGERRABBIT.ROGERRABBIT:Haha! Hey Digital.TRUDITRU:Hi Roger! You been hiding in the corner?DIGITALVISION:Hey.ROGERRABBIT:Didn't even know you were there Trudi. I've been away. LOL. I'm not hiding.TRUDITRU:Ahh! I've been here and there ... my critters want in...want out...want in ...want out ... haha!ROGERRABBIT:This one cat follows me everywhere. Drives me

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TRABOR:Hello my flock!JUMPINGJACKFLASH:Good evening one and all! How goes it?TRUDITRU shouts Hi Flash!TRABOR:You all suck at chess I know. How many dots are in "idiot"?LULULELIP:Yes, Trabor, that's why we're here.LIPSYNC: Since I'm already an idiot it's three. Three dots at least, right?TRABOR:Yes.LIPSYNC: I'm happy now.TRABOR:Rightly so.LULULELIP:You're a genius Lipsync.LIPSYNC: I guess I am.

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