GROOVYHUSTLER:
Maria is one hot lady.
ROCHESTER grunts.
GROOVYHUSTLER:
She's a walking wet dream.
PAPAKASS:
I love Maria. We are good friends.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
Ok!?
PAPAKASS:
Maria and my wife are very close.
GROOVYHUSTLER:
You're lucky PA.
PAPAKASS:
Yes, I love Katerina.
GROOVYHUSTLER:
In a platonic sense, of course.
Bits of Babel: Lady Love
Bits of Babel: Mind Over Matter
ROCHESTER roams the virtual playground
aimlessly.
ROLLINGTHUNDER:
Hey, Roch.
SILICONVISION shouts I think therefore I am ...
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
Ah, but how do you know you think?
Descartes got it all wrong.
ENESTO:
The things I would do with Maria ...
ROCHESTER:
?
ENESTO shivers.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
He got quite a few things wrong, actually.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
So did Plato.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
Absolutely. Plato got so much wrong it's
hard to see the things he got right.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Thinking just ain't enough to get the job
done. You've got to add science.
Bits of Babel: Erroneous Elders
PAPAKASS shouts Soon ROGERRABBIT will
be on and this yelling will stop.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
How does RogerRabbit silence people, PA?
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
Shall we dance?
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
Oh yeah.
WORKORCHESS drops his pants.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts You can say prior
philosophers got such and such wrong or
you can say the discussion kept the
conversation going until such and such
got it right.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
What's your Halloween costume going to
be this year ?
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS:
Either way, Groovy.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts A tautology?
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts But I'm talking
about things they got wrong when it would
have been possible for them to get NOT so
wrong.
ROCHESTER will be a construction worker on
Halloween. Oh, I am one every other weekday,
haha.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts That is, not
necessarily, or, only because of a lack
of knowledge.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts Yup.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
Rochester YMCA?
ROCHESTER:
?
FISTSOFFORCEFULFURY:
I will be a mean wicked mother who tells
her kids what to do.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
I'll be the Indian.
ROCHESTER shouts Oh I get it now.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
Cool. So you've already saved on the hat.
Bits of Babel: Kiss The Girls And Make Them Cry
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts For instance, Descartes said
that animals had no feelings whatsoever, no emotional
states. That statement is largely as defensible today as
it was in his time, because you can never prove that
anyone besides yourself has feelings.
ROCHESTER was trying to be funny; construction is my
everyday job.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts But even in his day there
were enough people who had more common sense than that.
CAPTAINMURPH shouts Hello I am Chekenyere, I am from
Bangalor, India. We have a goat. I am named after the
goat. The goat died.
FISTSOFFORCEFULFURY:
Hey Rochester.
ROCHESTER shouts Hey FOFF.
FISTSOFFORCEFULFURY shouts Can I ask you a professional
question?
ROCHESTER shouts Sure.
FISTSOFFORCEFULFURY:
In a personal manner so I do not appear stupid and/or
bore people?
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts If I make you cry.
ROCHESTER shouts Go for it.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts That's proof you feel.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts But can you make a cat cry?
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts No.
MACDEITERMYERS:
Descartes was trying to be funny.
CHRISTIANTHELIONESS shouts Ha, you think MacD?
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts I prefer trying to make
the pussy happy.
CAPTAINMURPH:
To make it cry tell it the sad, sad story of your
childhood, which led to your current chess addiction.
NACHOS shouts Humans were created for a purpose.
Bits of Babel: War of Words and Unspent Hate ...
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts I studied Philosophy with Ed Gettier at the local university. He supposedly debunked Plato's Theory
of Knowledge in a 3 page paper in 1963. I must say he was a sharp cat.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts It took until 1963? That's odd.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts You can read it if you search the
net, I guess, it's a very good read.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts That realization may come without
philosophical guidance. It's called logic.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts He was a Logic teacher.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts You can teach logic?
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts That's what they said.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts You're mad.
SILICONVISION doesn't believe in Logic.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Education gives you powers of
logic. Logic doesn't give you education.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts We had our own special language.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Me too.
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts You need it to analyze.
CAPTAINMURPH shouts I teach ninjitsu to children with
learning disabilities.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts That's noble.
ZANA shouts Logic is a course offered in many liberal
arts colleges.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Yes, I know. What a load of
rubbish.
ZANA shouts P or not P.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts No P.
TINIEL:
I have the heart of a liberal ...
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts I did however take all the logic
courses they offered.
TINIEL:
... in a jar on my desk.
Bits of Babel: Yesterday's Future
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Labels don't usually
stick, unless they're political ones and aimed
at an American.
CAPTAINMURPH shouts During the Korean War I was
a clerk in a small M*A*S*H unit. Everyone there
called me Radar. I once sent a jeep home to my
parents one piece at a time. Oh those were the
days!
GROOVYHUSTLER shouts Modal Logic was cool.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Why did they call you Radar?
Didn't the tv show start 20 years after the war
finished?
CAPTAINMURPH shouts Because I always just sort of
knew what was going to happen before it happened.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts My bad or yours?
CAPTAINMURPH shouts Like when Colonel Blake was
about to talk I would answer his question before
he said it-- so they called me Radar.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts Ohh. Fitting.
ZANA shouts Never denies anything.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts What do they call you now?
CAPTAINMURPH shouts Now they call me Master at
the dojo when I teach ninjitsu to children with
learning disabilities. Usually it sounds like
"Mathtoo," but that's OK, they'll improve.
TINIEL shouts I hate lag!!
ZANA shouts Needs more Nodes per Seconds in its
algorithm ...
Bits of Babel: Dream Of A Common Language!?
ROCHESTER greets his fellow ROCHESTERIANS.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Hello. How's your part of the world?
LOVELACE:
38. I retire in 10 years.
FELINEFINE:
Hello to everyone from Santiago de Cuba,
Cuba ... ;0)
ROCHESTER:
Felino!
FELINEFINE:
Roch!!
CAPTAINMURPH:
Hi, Felino.
FELINEFINE:
Hi, Cap.
CAPTMURPH high-fives Felino.
FELINEFINE:
High-fives?
CAPTMURPH:
Yeah, like a handshake, but informal.
FELINEFINE:
Good!!!! High-five then ... ;0)
Bits of Babel: Gin Blossoms
GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:
Greetings fellow nerds.
BOOKOFCHESS:
Dunno, is this book? ;o)
JAHBONE hugs Anna.
PAPAKASS shouts Anna!!
GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:
This is a good pickup line. The only thing
sexier than Anna (by the way I'm talking to
Anna) is ...
GOODDAY has trouble with thinking of anything
that is not sexier than Anna.
VAPORLOK:
How do you know Anna doesn't look like an
Orangutan?
GRANDMASTERCHESSNERD:
Cause I met her! Ouch, and we had a good time.
MEMYSELFANDIRE:
Orangutans can be sexy.
BOOKOFCHESS shouts Fight or you will die book.
I'm not a genius you know, just a drunk.
CAPTAINMURPH shouts Hello, I am connecting magically
from Heaven. God is here. Everything looks all right.
Carry on.
FICKLEPHARAOH shouts OK. Thanks God.
Bits of Babel: Money Making Machine .... Oh Money, Oh Money Making Machine ...
LIPSYNC:
Wait a minute ... smells like ... just a second ...
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Teen spirit.
LIPSYNC:
Something going on ...
FICKLEPHARAOH:
At your local casino.
LIPSYNC:
No way.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Wait for the US Dollar to drop more. Won't take long.
You live and learn. Is that Lippy? Nice shade.
DIGITAL VISION:
Speculating in dollars now is not bad for you.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Investing in them is.
LIPSYNC:
Dollars are weak.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Swiss, even Canadian, haha.
LIPSYNC:
Money is for suckers.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Luxury is not wanting luxuries.
GOODWILLHUNTING:
Right on!
Bits of Babel: Broken Galaxies
LIPSYNC:
Life is short, live quietly and leave.
Don't think about it too deeply.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
Ok. Phew. I was getting stuck.
LIPSYNC:
I know, it's an infinite loop, a mobius
strip wrapped around a quantum singularity.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
If you reverse the polarity.
LIPSYNC:
Whoa! You don't want to do that.
FICKLEPHARAOH:
The axis might shift. Big no-no.
THEMATHWIZ:
I'm surrounded by morons.
LIPSYNC:
The retards have escaped!
CAPTAINMURPH:
I learned about Newton's Theorem the other day.
THEMATHWIZ:
George Bush made it out W-WAY before you guys.
CAPTAINMURPH:
It says the degree of an equation equals the
number of solutions it has. I thought that was
pretty interesting.
THEMATHWIZ:
That isn't Newton's Theorem.
CAPTAINMURPH:
Oh !?
MACHONE:
Love is war!
THEMATHWIZ:
Names for theorems are stupid.
CAPTAINMURPH:
Yeah ... haha ... I think it's Newton's theorem though.
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